My tinder date rejected me because I'm 19 and he's 39... am I

This is my way of saying "I'm sorry"

I'll wrap those long legs of mine around you

Accept my body as a present

Oops sorry I just gave you a facial 👅💦💦💦

Sorry I didn't get time to wrap your present

Sorry I didn't get time to wrap your present

first date without creampie isn’t possible with me sorry

Sorry I messed up the wrapping on your Xmas present..

Should I wrap them for your christmas present? 🤭

your Christmas present is ready

i hope my present is a dick for christmas