I want to be your Christmas present

Like a Christmas present

Do I quality as being the best present for you, this Christmas?

Christmas is fast approaching, I'll be your Christmas Present

I want to be your Christmas present

Best Christmas present!

here is your christmas present

Christmas is coming and I will be your present

i hope my present is a dick for christmas

An early Christmas Present!!

Found out my dad’s friend uses reddit, so here is his Christmas

Wrap ribbon around me like a present tonight.