Come here, have a seat

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Are you going to be rude and not offer me a seat?

I came here to offer you two big reasons to love me

just showing off what i have to offer

Will you offer me a seat

Would you offer me a seat on your face?

Open your mouth and offer a seat

I got the best seat, your face.

I came to offer you this dessert

Beg to be my seat