Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

You gonna offer me a seat?

A real friend would offer me a seat… [F]42

I don't mean to be rude but My ass definitely could use a little

will you offer me a seat?

I came to offer you this dessert

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Will you offer me a seat

what’s your fave position?

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

It's considered rude not to offer anal on the first date

Aren’t you going to offer me a seat?