My chair has disappeared, can I sit on you instead?

Imagining you instead of this chair

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

I lost my gaming chair but I could use your face instead

I've lost my chair, but I could use your face instead.

(29f)Can you be there to catch my juice💦 instead of the chair

I lost my gaming chair but I could use your face instead

I lost my gaming chair but I could use your face instead

I lost my gaming chair but I could use your face instead

I lost my gaming chair but I could use your face instead

I lost my gaming chair but I could use your face instead

Can I use you as a chair instead?