Chair is taken, sit on my cock instead ;)

Dear office crush, since we’ve got Covid under control but

My chair broke ¿I can sit on your cock instead?

I’m sick of the chair, can I sit on ur lap instead? 😇

can i sit on your face instead of a chair?

Can I sit on your face instead of this chair? 🇵🇰🪑🍑

I'd like you to be in this chair instead. In that case, I could

My chair has disappeared, can I sit on you instead?

My chair's gone missing, could I sit on you instead?

My chair has disappeared, can I sit on you instead?

I wish instead of the chair I sit on your cock

Ughh, this chair is not comfy enough, can I sit on top of you