I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

You asked me to sit on your face so here I am

Excuse me, may I sit on your face?

Excuse me sir, I am very tired, can I sit on your face?

Excuse me, may I sit on your lap, daddy?

Excuse me, may I sit on your face?

Excuse me, I will sit on you

Can I sit it on your lap 😉

excuse me can i sit on your boner?

Oops, excuse me! This is my sit ;)

Excuse me, this schoolgirl will sit on you