Need a little attention, can I borrow your tongue?

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

Would you like me to sit on your face?