My daughter was asked to go golfing with her boyfriend but was

The worst thing I've ever done was convince my girlfriend to

I almost felt bad. Almost. When I asked out the Head Cheer Leader,

He asked me if i’m bad, I said I’m the worst

My ex-girlfriend said I was such a bad boyfriend that I turned

I had no idea who my dad was. So I did something stupid. I asked

He asked me if i’m bad, I said I’m the worst

My sister and I never got along. It got so bad that she asked

Asked the ranger for directions but said there’s only one way

When I asked her about it she said the director paid her really

“Oh my god you shouldn’t be contacting me, you’re so bad…”

"My cousin is home for winter break, and we were talking, and