My daughter was asked to go golfing with her boyfriend but was

The worst thing I've ever done was convince my girlfriend to

I almost felt bad. Almost. When I asked out the Head Cheer Leader,

He asked me if i’m bad, I said I’m the worst

I had no idea who my dad was. So I did something stupid. I asked

He asked me if i’m bad, I said I’m the worst

I asked my neighbour a date, he said my tits are too small

My sister and I never got along. It got so bad that she asked

Asked my dad if we could have a sleepover and he said yes!

He said that if i couldnt squirt from anal raping myself, he

When I asked her about it she said the director paid her really

"My cousin is home for winter break, and we were talking, and