"Let's keep it straight this time" 5 mins later:

Straight goon session okay?!... 10 minutes later...

Me: "Let's keep it straight this time, bud." Me five minutes

My bud: "Let's try to keep things straight this time" Me, 5 min

“We’ll totally keep it straight.” My goon bud 2 minutes

“Well totally keep it straight” My bud two minutes later..

Of course we’ll keep things straight! *1 minute later*

Of course we’ll keep it straight bud. *2 minutes later*

Haha, yeah... of course we'll keep it "straight" tonight *5 seconds

We're definitely gonna keep it straight tonight, right bud? *2

Me sucking on buds cock 5 minutes after I promised him to keep

My roommate: Alright bro, we definitely have to keep it straight