*me and my bud agree to keep it straight this gooning session*

“Of course I’ll keep the goon sesh straight this time, bud.

[reddit] “okay we can goon but let’s keep it totally straight

Two minutes after my goon bud & I agree to keep it straight tonight

Two minutes after my goon bud and I agree to keep things "straight"

Me: "Let's keep it straight this time, bud." Me five minutes

Five minutes into the totally straight goon session and my bud

“We’ll totally keep it straight.” My goon bud 2 minutes

We’ll totally keep it straight.” My goon bud 2 minutes later

We’ll totally keep it straight.” My goon bud 2 minutes later

Our goon session will be totally straight! My bud 2 minutes later

Of course we’ll keep it straight bud. *2 minutes later*