Can I take a seat on your face?

I need a new seat to sit on, can I borrow your face?

I'm just gonna take a seat on your face - hope you don't mind!

Your face looks like a good seat

Your face looks so comfy. Mind if I take a seat? ;)

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face would make a great seat 😏

Can I use your face as a seat daddy?

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Can I seat on your face? 😉