I hope my seat is ready on your face. (F)

your face would be a great seat babes

I need a seat, may I borrow your face

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Can I use your face as a seat?

Your face looks like a comfortable seat for my ass!

I need a seat, is your face available

I want to seat on your face

Im tired of standing, who's going to volunteer their face for