Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

Goon Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

No piercings and flat as a board...am I be too boring for you?

Flat as an ironing board but you would still smash

Flat as a board, but you still can ride me

Flat as a board, but you still can ride me

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me?

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me?

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I’m as flat as an ironing board