I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me?

Flat as a damn board

Flat as a board but would you still nail me?

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me? 😉

Flat as a board, but would you still nail me? 😉

Flat as a board, but would you still nail me? 😉

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me ? 😋

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

Flat as a board, thinking about getting implants.. should I?

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me? 😉

I may be flat up top, but I’m juicy down below!