I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me? 😉

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me?

Flat as a board, but do I still deserve to be nailed

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me?

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I’m as flat as an ironing board

say one word about my flat titties