Flat as a board, but would you still nail me? 😉

Flat as a board, but would you still nail me? 😉

flat as a board, but would you still nail me?

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

Flat as a board, but do I still deserve to be nailed?

Flat as an ironing board but you would still smash

Flat as a board, but you still can ride me

Flat as a board, thinking about getting implants.. should I?

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I’m as flat as an ironing board

Should i fuck a redditor? Say yes or no if it can be

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me?