Flat as a board, but still fun to nail ;)

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

They look so flat when i lay down

My friends says I'm too flat chested, are them right?

Is flat better than fake?

Flat as a board, but do I still deserve to be nailed?

would you nail me?

I’m as flat as an ironing board

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me?

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me?

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me?