Whos face can I use as a seat?

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?

This chubby ass needs a seat, may I borrow your face or dick?

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat? 18f

Can I seat on your face?

Can I use your face as a seat?

I need a seat, may I borrow your face

Your face looks like a nice seat

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat? [BTBF]

Do you mind If I take a seat on your face