Can I have a seat on your face?

Can I take a seat on your face?

Your face looks comfy, can I take a seat

Can I get a seat on your face?

Your face looks like the perfect seat

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

Can I use your face as a seat?

Can I use your face as a seat?

Your face looks like a comfortable seat for my ass

I got the best seat, your face.

I got the best seat, your face.

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?