When I got that a$$ going my husband looked like a Goon!

Bud what are you doing on your knees. We agreed to keep the session

Fuck i didn't expect a gooner to know their way around my straight

Most gooners are straight in the beginning, but what do you think

POV: my bud bets I can't stay straight for more than 5 mins (I

My goon bud during a "straight" goon session

Just another totally straight goon sesh

So much for the straight goon sesh, huh bro?

Me and Goon bud 5 seconds after we said "keep it straight"

I’m a straight bro Just like you, gooning together isn’t

Every time I goon with my buds it always ends up the same way.

Is that tempting enough for straight gooners?