“Bud, we need to stop pretending that our goon sessions are

I convinced my bud that if they swallow the evidence then this

Two minutes after my goon bud & I agreed to keep it "straight"

My goon bud says it's still straight as long as I wear a wig

Pov: my bud needs to bust and hasn't for days

Me 2 mins after my bud says he can train me properly

Bud I thought this was straight goon sesh?

Me & my goon bud were straight 5 minutes before but now he couldn't

POV:- when your goon bud is your roommate

Me and my bud 10 minutes after telling ourselves to keep it "straight"

My bud during our "straight" session

Me and Goon bud 5 seconds after we said "keep it straight"