Who would you dedicate your favorite song to, me or your cousin?

Would you like me as your private charm?

Who would you want more - me or your cousin?

Are you ready to propose to make me your wife?

I've lost my trusty chair, where should I plop down?

Are you comfortable in my presence?

My significant other cracked our relationship's faithfulness.

If I were your adjoining neighbor, would you date me?

I ended the relationship because my ex wouldn't eat my ass.

Does the idea of my ass for breakfast entice you?

Would my ass as a morning meal sound tempting?

Boyfriend? I was never allowed one :(

Where's the one who can eat my ass?