My relationship ended because my ex didn't eat my ass.

I know you would love me to ride you like I do to my pillow

The Anal Caption Family was a close-knit group, but they had

Use me as your human pillow

Oh no, my pillow is soaked 🤭

You can use my ass as a pillow

Definitely not a pillow princess

Wishing this pillow were your dick 🍆

i'm in a committed relationship with my pillow

i'm in a committed relationship with my pillow

Can’t sleep? I have the perfect pillow! Come and see

Pillow princess