My ex wouldn't eat my ass, so it ended.

I ended the relationship because my ex wouldn't eat my ass.

My ex wouldn't eat my ass, so it ended.

I ended the relationship because my ex wouldn't eat my ass.

My ex wouldn't eat my ass, so I ended it.

Ended things with my ex because he didn't eat my ass.

My ex wouldn't eat my ass, so it ended.

Left my ex because he didn't eat my ass.

My relationship ended because my ex didn't eat my ass.

I ended the relationship because my ex wouldn't eat my ass.

My ex didn't eat ass and it ended us. Can you?

My ex didn't eat ass and it ended us. Can you?