My ex wouldn't eat my ass, so it's over.

My ex wouldn't eat my ass, so it ended.

I ended the relationship because my ex wouldn't eat my ass.

Broke it off with my ex because he wouldn't eat my ass.

I ended the relationship because my ex wouldn't eat my ass.

My ex wouldn't eat my ass, so I ended it.

My ex wouldn't eat my ass, so it ended.

My ex wouldn't eat my ass, so I ended it.

I ended the relationship because my ex wouldn't eat my ass.

My ex wouldn’t eat my ass, but I bet you would

My ex wouldn’t eat ass, but I know you won’t let me down!

My ex husband wouldn’t eat ass, but I know you won’t let