My husband asked, “how does that feel?” I could barely talk

Last night I went to a party, some dude gave me a drink and I

He asked me if i’m bad, I said I’m the worst

he asked, do you even have teeth? I said, why? he said, cuz you

Mom asked me why those stains on the chair, I said I spilled

Hubby's best friend found me fully naked in my living room while

Hubby’s best friend found me fully naked in my bedroom while

Why so naughty in this cold day?

She asked if she could suck my husband and like a true friend,

why do I always get asked if they can bury their face between

Telling my husband to "keep jacking yourself off" as he watched

Left the hubby at our table at the restaurant with his friends,