Your face is my seat. Any complaints?

would you let me seat on your face dady?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

My favorite seat in the room is his face

POV: your face it the most comfortable seat in the house

Can I take a seat on your face?

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

Can I have a seat on your face daddy?

Shut up and let me use your Face as my farting seat

Now that I have your attention...can I also have your face as

this butt needs a seat... can I use your face?

Can I take a seat on your face?