Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Can I get a seat on your face step bro?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Mind if I use your face as a seat?

Can I take a seat on your face

Let me take a seat on your face

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

Your face is a better seat

I need a new seat.. how about your face?

I need a seat, is your face ffree

Nerds face makes an excellent seat