You find it weird she got pregnant because you remember always

Oh, she didn’t tell you about that? Weird.

"She found it hot I broke your legs in the middle of the pub

oh gosh she is so happy :(

Wrong guy, uh oh

Your girlfriend wanted to try a BBC, and for her first chose

Oh, okay, now that you break it down like that

Oh okay

Oh okay

Oh no. Please dont do this

uh oh my boy best friend just sent this to my bf 😳

Oh she's mad