She told you that her famous football friends are throwing a

She didn't tell you about the cock part obviously. That was their

You were planning to quit your job because your boss was bullying

She also only booked one room for the two of them, but she didn't

Your sister tricked you - she let you fuck and cum inside her

What she didn't tell you was that afterwards, she blew the landlord

What she didn't tell you was that afterwards, she blew the landlord

This is what your parents didn’t tell you about Santa’s elves

She loves to tell you all about it (1 min gif)

She had a bad feeling about that alley, but she decided to risk

You thought your little snow bunny would be innocent hanging

Oh man, let me tell you, I'm all about that BBC and Snoop Dogg!