not sure what's worse... that I drink coffee every morning, or

You need to drink chasti-tea the most when you're sick and thinking

stinky face farts that made him squirm 🤭

Panty farts stink !

Gym sweat + farts is a great combo 🍑💨

Can I be the first thing you do this morning? [f]

I want to be your first drink in the morning!

I could use some help with my morning stretch 😉

Stretching my toes while drink my morning coffee 😉

Breathe in my farts, while I drink my morning tea 😛

Do you like to drink milk in the morning?

you will be punished for these two asses full of stinky farts🥵🥵🔥💨