Can I have your morning wood everyday?

not sure what's worse... that I drink coffee every morning, or

After slipping something in your girlfriends drink, your bullies

That's how you would find me in the morning if we lived together

Stretching my toes while drink my morning coffee 😉

Stretching my toes while drink my morning coffee 😉

Stretching my toes while drink my morning coffee 😉

Good morning with a drink and a cigarette 😏🚬

Drink and suck it out

I’ll drink my morning coffee whilst you worship my feet? ☕️

Do you like to drink milk in the morning?

Stretching my toes while drink my morning coffee 😉