This chair is comfy and all, but id prefer sitting on your lap

I'd look great on your lap...or face

This chair is comfy and all, but id prefer sitting on your lap

do you wanna put your face here?

Your face is my chair

your face looks like a comfortable chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I’m about to use your face as a chair- are you fine with that?

would you rather have me sit on your face or your lap?

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

Would you let me use your face like a chair?

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?