I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

I don't have a chair, can I use your face?

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I'm going to use your face as my chair

Can I use your face as a chair?

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

¿Can i put it on your face?

I would stuff my ass into your face

I need your face to use like a chair

If I sit on your face you will die from suffocation

I'll use your face as a chair [F]