I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face? [OC]

I don't have a chair, can I use your face?

I don't have a chair, can I use your face?

May I use your face as a chair?

My friend let me use her face like a chair

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

Can I use your face as a chair🙊

Can I use your face as my chair next time?

Your face is my new chair, deal?

I just wanna use your face as a chair 😋🪑

May I use your face as a chair

May I use your face as a chair