I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

Let mommy sit on your face

Super tired today, can I sit on your face?

If I ace my exam would you let me sit on your face as a reward?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?