I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

Can I just borrow your face for a minute? I need a place to sit

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

need a place to sit, could I borrow your [f]ace?

Can i sit on your lap while you game？