Definitely not havin any

Definitely not safe for work

Definitely not fucking

Definitely not a leprechaun

Definitely not a dry cough

definitely not bigger than you thought 😉

Definitely not what u expected

Definitely not hiding it

Definitely not cheating

Definitely not my best camera work due to the awkward location

I went with Trap House Company an got ice cream cake cured badder,

All her guy friends agree, it's definitely not cheating