When people told me student accommodation was fun, I didn't believe

if i told you what i did today, i think you would want to punish

Been a while since I've had some fun, my mate definitely helped

First post and definitely through the fly

I don’t care about you , that what I told him when he say don’t

I got told I was a 7 today .... rate me out of 10 please guys?

-star pussy, I would have fucked her sooner I was hanging out

I'm definitely thicker than you

My ex told me I need bigger tits

The X-change pill took effect instantaneously. It is definitely

I told you I don't pull out so I hope you like creampies

I was told to post this here. Never heard the term before but