Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

My delicious buns want your face

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

I think your face is a comfy seat

I'm not just a pretty face, I'm the best student ;)

Can I sit on your face?

I need a seat , who’s face is available?

I need a seat; is your face available?

🥵 Who volunteers their face as my seat 😈

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

I need a seat, may I borrow your face

mind if i take a seat on ur face?