Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Looking for a new face to sit on. Any volunteers?

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

Can I use your face as a seat?

Volunteers are urgently needed, who would put their face between

Your face is now my seat

Can I seat on your face? I promise to not squirt so fast.

Can I use your face as a seat

(OC) hmm, I can’t decide between using your face as my footrest

I need a seat; is your face available?

I need a seat; is your face available?

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?