Have the evening to myself and my wife is at work. So I’m trying

Trying to distract you

Trying every toy on myself

Trying to distract myself from the fireworks I despise.

Trying to distract myself from the fireworks I despise. BTBF

Trying to distract myself from the fireworks I despise.

Trying to distract myself from the fireworks I despise.

Trying to distract myself from the fireworks I despise.

Trying to distract myself from the fireworks I despise.

Trying to distract you from what you're doing

Trying to distract you, is it working?

trying to teach myself to squirt🤭