Have the evening to myself and my wife is at work. So I’m trying

Trying to distract you

Don't mind me, just trying to see how many Redditors will see

I want to eat good food and have sex

31 in or on?

Trying to distract myself from the fireworks I despise.

Trying to distract myself from the fireworks I despise.

Trying to distract myself from the fireworks I despise.

Trying to distract myself from the fireworks I despise.

Trying to distract myself from the fireworks I despise.

Family vacation but you are watching me? mmmm you are a bad boy...

Could be us together getting out of the shower