*Points at your face* “Is this seat taken?”

Is this face… I mean seat taken?

is the seat on your face taken or should i sit somewhere else?

Do you have a seat, or perhaps a face, that isn’t taken? 😝

Excuse me sir, is the seat on your face taken?

That queen-like ass needs a seat, is your face taken? [F]

Is your face.. I-I mean this seat taken? 😏

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

Is this seat (your face) taken? ;)

Is this seat (your face) taken?

*points to your face* is this seat taken?

Is this seat… I mean face, taken? :)