My ass is taking applications for faces to sit on

Come sit on Santa's lap and tell me if you've been naughty or

Let me sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas,

Behave properly, and I'll receive you home like this. Ready for

Behave properly, and I'll receive you home like this. Ready for

Tell me a good place to sit on

It was inevitable. Raisa, my student, had been eyeing me up for

I told my daughter to tell me why her friends call her onion

just tell me what to sit on

Just need a tongue to sit on

Tell mommy you love me while I sit on your face

Tell me darling, do you want me to sit on your face?