I asked my daughter why did her friends call her “earthquake”

Booty call quickie. Walked in and dropped to my knees. He said

Can I sit my booty on your face?

My sister said she seen my print when the ocean hit my shorts

Today was your 1st anniversary with your GF. You both threw a

They call me big booty Judy - I still don't get why tho...

Why did my mom have to call me when I was doing this?

My ex said he wont suck on them.. Can you tell me why?

All this booty and not one dick I can sit on

My wife’s coworkers voted her “most helpful around the office.”

My girlfriend said she doesn't see me as a boyfriend anymore.

My girlfriend said she doesn't see me as a boyfriend anymore.