I could use a lap to sit on

May I sit on your lap now?

All the seats are taken, can I sit on your lap or your face?

Would you sit in my lap? 😋

(f)18 Can I practice my lap dance skills on you

Can I sit on your lap?

This chair is comfy and all, but id prefer sitting on your lap.

This chair is comfy and all, but id prefer sitting on your lap

Let's play a game of strip poker... loser gives a lap dance!

Would you like these two naughty strippers on your lap? 🤭🍑🍑

Can i dance on your lap ?

Should I sit on your face or sit on your lap