Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely

Excuse me, may I sit on your lap, daddy?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Santa put me on the naughty list. May I sit on your lap instead?

May I sit on your lap now?

May I sit on your lap?

Can I sit on your lap or your face first?